Stewart and Colbert’s Dueling Rallies Will Be Broadcast Live

In keeping with a commitment to return to all things reasonable, Jon Stewart has announced that on October 30th his Rally to Restore Sanity and Stephen Colbert’s March to Keep Fear Alive will be broadcast live on Comedy Central and streamed live online.

If you’re making the trip to D.C., Tuesday night’s episode laid down some ground rules. No nudity. No throwing stuff. No fascism. All of which, Jon says, boil down to the very basic “when in doubt, don’t be douchey.”

But if a busy Halloween weekend means you can’t join the level-headed masses on the National Mall between 3rd Street and 7th Street, basic cable and the Internet have you covered.